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Wednesday, October 16, 2019

4/22/13: What to do without Punk on a Monday? Feminism and Bad Wrestling

I suppose, I should actually turn to listening to the Riot Girl genre instead of waiting for the return of the CM Punk.  If only I was not listening to Bratmobile iHeartRadio at work.

My god, I did not mean for that to be a sensible transition to the why a lack of CM Punk makes Monday Night Raw nearly worthless (as a Danny Daniels student, I will still believe in the Shield, they still need more promos to keep my attention).  History lesson, Bratmobile would be the little sisters of Bikini Kill in terms of the Riot Girl (as a guy who preaches spelling Stevens with a V, I cannot bring myself to spell it Grrl). Riot Girl was a punk rock movement of the early 1990's that was about everything women need to be to fight the masculine authority through preaching the "do it yourself" philosophy to get the message across.  The music was pretty raw for the most part and overshadowed by other all girl bands like Hole (yeah I know there was a guy in the band, but trying telling Courtney Love he was not her bitch with a six string) and L7.

With the exception of Courtney Love, Peoria's premier bullshit rock station (you cannot really say any of them are not bullshit since Bloody Mess left for Oregon) 105.7 the X would lead you to believe that the other pissed off chicks were Alanis Morrsette (only her American breakout track) and Shirley Manson (ironic, but angry?).  Of course history does not sell in the Midwest.  Thus, I can claim Peoria radio encourages socialism because that is an example of a lack of compassionate capitalism.  Then again, as of 1995, we still had rascist history teachers in Morton (it is not okay to instruct white students to call Native American an American Indian, and since the cry baby conservatives calling for secession after Romney lost, the Civil War was about ending slavery not keeping the country together), so the RadioPlex is just doing their part to keep the redneck status quo.

The real pissed off women were going to make you listen and feel uncomfortable until you understood them.  Too bad it worked in 1992, at least in places in this country that count.  The movement stayed underground after the first Bush was defeated, thus Roe v. Wade was going to be safe for at least eight years.  Activist tried to bring the themes back for the W era, but I feel women were not concerned with it since there was terrorism.  On the bright side, Bin Laden did keep the country's mind off of wanting to burden this country with unwanted children.

The downside is women seem to be adjusting their beliefs and fears to the conservative agenda.   Guns will not save women from being raped.  Forcing society to call bullshit on it will.  Unfortunately, most guys will not take the time out of their day to do so.  Most guys are not raping, so why step on the roofie market (especially when we need a reason for Helms, Cooper, and Galifianakis to destroy "culturally corrupt" cities).

So that was all pretty long winded, but at least I got pissed about something.  I just do not see myself being worth much without my anger.  It may result in my clinical depression and being unlovable, but I think if I try to fuel it by watching Fox News, I would probably be consumed it.  This blog feels like a winner now that I have a theory of how Rupert Murdoch is the dark lord of the Sith (Hannity, O'Reilly, and Smith are just apprentices).

Discussing evil empires, I can easily just start talking about what pisses me off about the WWE and why none of should watch it of The Shield is not headlining.  It is not the recent burying of Antonio Cesaro and CM Punk (sorry, losing to a part-timer twice and the easiest to predict match of the year is not a long-term plan to put butts every 18 inches).  It is that without CM Punk, it is just the same sexist company that I tried to boycott when Vince McMahon had Michael Cole bury the division to promote Cole v. Lawler by preaching how their matches were not important.  And then there is Snooki getting Melina canned, Nattie Neidhart being placed in a joke valet role instead of being the constant number one contender with the departure of Beth Phoenix, AJ Lee and the Bellas focusing on the unusual appearances of the top female athletes (Kaitlyn and Amazing Kong), etc.

If you are going to have women wrestling, you have to treat it like it is worthwhile.  Mark Madden is right...to an extent...women's wrestling doesn't sell.  I think it will not sell when you are having it as part as of the top male shows.  If you use the top male shows to promote the women, then you are not stepping on any toes.  Just look at what Shimmer does with AAW (Danny really needs to give me another in in Chicago for how much I'm putting him over).  You tell them, that there is wrestling tomorrow when you are running today, you've guaranteed a sell out.  Provided you give them great wrestling.

Maybe things will change when the WWE Network finally comes (hell, New York, I have given you an equation), but that is a maybe.  If we want to make sure that women get treated well now, we gotta quit watching the first two hours of Monday night wrestling.  Money is the reason anything will change in this country.

If I only I created memes to share to get the message about.  My love of words will be my downfall.
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